What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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The Detroit Lions

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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