knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Anti Joke

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