your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A man buys a prius

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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