Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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4-4-2

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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women's rights

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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