- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

you and your family will die tonight

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Neither have I

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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