awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

you and your family will die tonight

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Hey

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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