- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Black People.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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