hi bye

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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