- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yes!

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

So a seal walks into a club..

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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