why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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