2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

knock knock Labrinth come in

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Anti Joke

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