Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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WEED!

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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