a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

test

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Nicolas Cage

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

canaan and mallory

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

I pooped.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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