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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

women's rights

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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