What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Mark Wilson

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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this is not an anti joke

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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