Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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