Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Your biggest fan.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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