- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What's 9 + 10 19

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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