- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

42, that is all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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