- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

pickle sniffer

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What's 9 + 10 19

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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