- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

42, that is all

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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