The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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