- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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