- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Psychics.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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