A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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pickle sniffer

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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