Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What is a chair?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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