what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Rick santorum

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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