there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's up brah brah

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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