How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Sloth runs...

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Anti Joke

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