What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Gay Rights

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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