Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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