Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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