How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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