Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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