How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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GADZOOKS!

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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