- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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