Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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