What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Bob dole

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Women's rights

try slamming a revolving door

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Wy did the chicken?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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