religion.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Chicken penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Penis.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Anti Joke

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