What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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