Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Women's rights

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Bob dole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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