Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

One time I masturbated by myself

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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