Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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