where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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WHAT????

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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