- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Knock knock. Come in.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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