- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks No

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

what do u call a apple a apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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