How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What is a chair?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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