Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Anti Joke

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