Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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