- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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