- Anti Joke

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

So one day There's a normal average day cheerio walking down the street, just walking along, when all-of-a-sudden he sees the most gorgous frosted cheerio in the world. This frosted cheerio has the most out smooth curves and just sparkles all the time and he immiediately falls in love with this frosted cheerio. So he walks up to the Frosted cheerio and says "Oh my goodness, you are the most beautifal frosted cheerio i have ever seen in my entire life, your just so stunning! Do you wanna marry me?" "Oh thats so sweet of you" said the Frosted Cheerio "but we could never be together because im a gorgous frosted cheerio and your just a normal cheerio". Determined, the Cheerio decides to clean up his act, goes and quits his job at the newsstand and applies for a job at applebees working his way up through the chain of command until a few months later when he finally is manage and becomes a Honey nut cheerio. He then goes to the Beautifal Frosted Cheerio and says "Look at me now! Im a Honey Nut cheerio and we can be together!" "Oh i do appreciate the effort" says the frosted cheerio "But im a frosted cheerio and your just a honey nut cheerio and i dont think it would work out". Even more determined, the honey nut cheerio decides to quit his job at the applebees and decides to go to college and after 8 years of intensive practice, the Honey nut cheerio finally has his Doctor's degree in Optomology and becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He then runs to the Frosted cheerio and says "Look! Im finally a frosted cheerio we can finally be together!" "Oh, Wow" says the beautifal frosted cheerio "Now we can be together!" The two frosted cheerios go on to have an incredibly happy marraige and are in the process of naming their first born child. The husband cheerio goes to the bookstore and buys a young cheerio name book, but after many hours of searching the book has no good names. So the husband goes all the way across the country to get an even bigger book of baby cheerio names and yet, they still cannot find a good name for the first born. Taking a break from finding the name of their first born child, the couple visits their local carnival and after going on many rides the wife becomes quite thirsty so she asks her husband " Honey, could you fetch me a glass of sprite? so the Husband goes to the Sprite line and he waits and waits but the line is just too long. "Im really sorry dear, but the sprite line was just too long" "Oh its fine honey you can just get me some Coke" Happy to get his wife some beverage the cheerio finds the coke line but yet again finds that the line is just too long. "Honey, Im really sorry but the coke line was just way too long" Dissapointed, but still thirst the wife says " Well i guess i could settle for some fruit punch" So the husband leaves but unfortunatly, There was no punch line.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

whats chinese noodles

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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