Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Anti Joke

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