- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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