- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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