What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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A women in the kitchen.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Mormons having fun.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Grammer is very important

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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