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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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