What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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knock knock get lost!

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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