- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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