What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Mormons having fun.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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