- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Womens rights

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's the difference between a duck?

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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