Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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kcuf read it backwards

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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GINGER PEOPLE

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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