Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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