- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Cripples are lame.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

josh roberts got the d in geog

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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