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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Black People.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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