if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A man makes a sandwich.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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WEED!

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Your mom is so fat...

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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