Donald Trump

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Your Mom

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

a man is running away

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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