Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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