- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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