What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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