- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Dusters blow stuff.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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