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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Neither have I

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

you and your family will die tonight

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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