What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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