I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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The Detroit Lions

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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