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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

A man buys a prius

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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