- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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