- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

fava beans

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Poop swing

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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