What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Anti Joke

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