- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What did the man without a tongue say...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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