- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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