- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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