what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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you will now laugh.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Twenty-Four

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