- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Pull my finger ouch..

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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