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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Women's rights

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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