Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Morning wood.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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penis haha

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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