I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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you lose.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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